"This annoys the hell out of me!"

I would, in normal circumstances, get really mad if a customer tried to touch me. This instance however, it made me laugh all day long.
I was counseling a man on some eye drops, I'd say he was about 70 yrs old or so. As I began to talk he reached over and brushed my bangs out of my eyes stating, "this annoys the hell out of me!" I could barely contain my laughter. I shared it with my staff and we laughed all night long.
Only a 70 yr old man could get away with this.
It's awesome.